Traveling From Kelowna
Take the ole 97 southbound for aboot 2 hours. Then you’re gonna wanna takes a left hander on to Tucelnuit Dr. (near Oliver, BC) Take that fer a bit. Make a lucy onto McKinney Road. Theres a Petrocan on the corner, eh. If you need gas or smokes get’em there…. Take McKinney Road for 41 clicks and you will be at Baldy!
Traveling from Vancouver
If you live in Vancouver you probably have a fancy computer that can ask Geeves for directions.
Traveling from Nelson
If traveling from Nelson you will need to first bore through the centre of the earth. Along the way you must collect the mythic stones of Hoarfrostlandia. Once you’ve found the 4 stones only then can you ask Ullr for passage…